about me

a wretched little espurr felinid psyker grey cat in your house right now stealing all your cake and fish.

sometimes i go on the internet and play terrible video games.

i don't know what else to put here. watch my stream or something, or don't idc

idk what this page is doing. i put it together on a whim. i'm too tired to give a fuck about making it look nice anymore. go my terribly arranged html elements


live and die in service.

sorry for being a hater, i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off.
rita repulsa from power rangers emerging from her prison
tumblr post by thespamman24: do you ever wonder what happened to the weird girl from your middle school? reply post from enthusispastic: screencap of obi-wan kenobi saying 'well, of course i know him. he's me.'
'why are you wearing sunglasses if you're blindfolded?' 'because it's bright outside?' he grimaces at your ridiculous question.
a four panel comic. first panel: a shittily drawn enormous grey cat stands in a forest towering over the trees saying 'bring meeee treats. or suffer.' second panel: the cat is lying down in front of a little green guy saying 'big cookmi?' and offering the cat a giant cookie. third panel: the cat has the cookie in its mouth saying 'yes....' forth panel: the cat is walking back over the forest, looking over its shoulder with the cookie in its mouth saying, 'this is sufficient. your tribute is accepted.'
apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can’t carry on a conversation to save my life
bugs bunny drawn shittily in M.S.Paint in a panel from the webcomic Tails gets Trolled saying 'i do all kinds of stupid and gay shit'
a form asking gender idenity, with a yes option, and a no option which has been selected

does reality ever not feel real to you?